People try to make out that England’s really great, but at my high school some year 8s once sprayed hairspray into their mouths at school , cause they saw in the ingredients that it contained alcohol. One of them was an asthmatic and had to go in an ambulance to hospital cause she had an asthma attack.

one girl in year eleven superglued a fucking leaf on her head and she still has a scar there from getting the stalk removed